Corrupt A Wish

Welcome,
I hope the mods don't mind me creating another forum game. ><
Basically all you have to do is:

1.) Corrupt the person's wish above you.
2.) Make a wish upon a star.

Example:

Smooch: I wish to have a cuddly teddy bear.
PedoBear: You get the "cuddly" teddy bear, but it rapes you and kills you.

Got it?
Alright, let's get started!


I wish for a job.

You got it, and you got fired.

Oh my bad, I wish the girl i loved, loved me back @w@.

Not actually a wish. Anyways I assume your wish was for her to love you back.

Granted, you married her. As she aged she got uglier and fatter, she sat on her fat ass all day and ate your money.


My wish:

I wish you would corrupt my wish.

Corrupted.

I wish i liked veggies. @.@

Thats not how you're supposed to do it.. I asked you to corrupt it so you had to say granted, but....

Like I want a pony.

Granted, but it was 1 inch tall toy pony. Something like that :3